,Firstly I would lke to know your name:
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Great choice $name.
Have you ever noticed that $name rhymes with Fuckwit.
I think from now on I will call you fuckwit.
So tell me more about this Category A cable run.
Do you recon you should go for
TPI [[buiding wire]]
or TPS [[Twin and Earth]]
This will be fine if we can get the customer to agree.
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'The customer is wondering why you are wearing that stupid hat'
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<<button '[[You are too scared to ask the customer because you are gutless|You are too scared to ask the customer because you are gutless]]'>><</button>>Awsome How did you pull that off. you deserve a medal
<<button '[[START AGAIN|Your job is to choose the right cable for the installation]]'>><</button>>Why did you even show up for work today?
<<button '[[START AGAIN|Your job is to choose the right cable for the installation]]'>><</button>>You're a fuck witYou are retardedYou are a legendThanks $name.
Your job is to choose the right cable for a cabling installation that involves running a 26A supply over a 40m run to a shed.
[[use Category A]]
[[use category B]]What about size?
[[2.5]]
[[4]]
[[6]]
[[10]]
You are a tight arse.
This will probably work and the customer will be happy witht the price but six months down the track when he notices that his welder doesn't work as well as it should he is going to regret his decision to hire you and will not recomend you to anyone else.
<<button '[[START AGAIN|Your job is to choose the right cable for the installation]]'>><</button>>Good Call.
You do realize though, that you have to run conduit all the way into the subboard.
do you want to know what the customer thinks of your work?
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'2 sparkend',
'3 sparkend'
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<<button 'Yes' _psg>><</button>>
[[no]]Me thinks you are unsure of what you are doing. 6mm is a bit over the top for a 26A supply to a shed.
Are you planning for the future?
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[[no|no6]] For fuck sake
This is a lot of work for no real return. no wonder your girlfriend is leaving you.
😁
<<button '[[START AGAIN|Your job is to choose the right cable for the installation]]'>><</button>>Probably wize
<<button '[[START AGAIN|Your job is to choose the right cable for the installation]]'>><</button>>I was right.
You are an idiot.
<<button '[[START AGAIN|Your job is to choose the right cable for the installation]]'>><</button>>Yeah that's a great idea but it's going to be a bitch getting the cables in.
What size do you think would be appropriate?
[[2.5]]
[[4]]
[[6]]
[[10]]
you go home empty handed and cry yourself to sleep.
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<<button '[[START AGAIN|Your job is to choose the right cable for the installation]]'>><</button>>Customer thinks you are retarded
<<button '[[START AGAIN|Your job is to choose the right cable for the installation]]'>><</button>>The customer is wondering why you are wearing that stupid hat.
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